Wood which is Green. ;)

Okay so today was a pretty awesome day. I'm just gonna start at the beginning and walk you through it. I woke up this morning pretty early to a text from Jenn and after I read it I got up and tried to walk over to the other side of the room. This is when I realized I'm still a little drunk from last night. Awesome. So I got a drink of water which I drank like I was in the mother fucking desert. Then I stumbled back to bed and passed out again. I woke up again later with a blazing headache. So that was pretty awesome. Then I got on my computer and went ahead with my daily routine, MLIA and Facebook. I also had some tomato soup. Here comes the awesome part. About 15 minutes later I am projectile vomiting this half soup, half beer concoction into my trashcan. Great. So I go ahead and take a shower and head over to wright to find something to eat that won't make me vomit out my nose. [Yeah, that happened.] Then Linds, Erin and I all went to get our nails done. That was great. I got a cute little pink color. =] So then Erin and I went over to her boyfriend's house to clean that shit up. Seriously, that place was nasty. Oh, but first we went over to Panera Bread. Those bitches did not put jelly on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I was super pissed. Like, What the fuck? I think I've told about 12 people already. Anywho, were cleaning the house. I got the living room table cleaned off while Erin tackled the bathroom. That was prolly the worst. The I head into the kitchen and do dishes for about a year. Seriously, those boys are so nasty. How could three people make such a huge mess?? Oh and then DJ BoomNasty shows up, looking fine, as usual. Turns out he totally agrees with us. He was talking about cutting the grass for those boys. Which, btw, makes him all the more attractive. Anyways, after that my parents picked me up and brought me home to the amazing little town of Greenwood! We went to my favorite restraunt, El Rodeo where we had a wonderful conversation about drinking. Yeah, I somehow had to explain Flippycup, Beer Pong, Kings and more to by aparently very sheltered father. Meanwhile, my mom is over there asking if people still play quarters. Sweet mom, no. Then we head over the the lovely Panera Bread to surprise my beautiful sister. When she first sees me she's just like "Hey Jocelyn" Then she remembers I don't live in Greenwood. Then I went home to wait for her to get off work and we head out to the hookah bar. I love to hookah. Its just so relaxing. Oh yeah and then Hannah was there. That was sweet too! Its her birthday this weekend. [If for some reason you are reading this Hannah, Happy Birthday, I hope it rocked!] So yeah, after that we headed home, well I did. Jessi is over at the Blind Pig. [Thats a bar.] Yep, wonderful day. I loved it. And now I get to sleep in my own bed!! So goodnight world. I love you, girls. You know who you are.