Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Random...

Okay, i know my posts are getting really annoying, but too bad.
So while Amiee and I were hanging out the other day, we went up the elevator to her room.
While on the elevator, some ugly bitches joined us. One of these girls was super hideous. The girl could have been semi-attractive if not for the serious case of acne. Like, you know those commercials for proactive and shit? Twelve times worse. And you know why this girl had tons of acne? It’s because she had a little bit of acne and attempted to cover it up with a shit ton of heavy make-up which really just ended up filling in her pores and giving her more acne. I really just wanted to ask her if she knew. Like "Hey, chick, do you know that putting all that shit on your face makes you look like a fucking cheeto?" But I decided that might be mean. I mean, ance is okay as long as you are attempting to fix it or something.
You know what’s really gross though? Bacne. Like a few pimples here and there is cool. It happens. Take a shower. Wear a cotton shirt. And BOOM. Gone. But the really bad shit? You know the kind a drummer can get because he wears a shirt while he plays because he isn’t comfortable with his body. Yeah, that’s gross.
Speaking of drummers... They are Hott. Well, most of them are. Musicians in general are usually hot. And I don’t mean the kind in the Pep Band. (Although, Pep Band does rock.) I mean the kids with the fucked up childhood who take out their pain by writing beautiful lyrics and putting it to crazy music. Or the kind that just have a wonderful talent for making music. Or the kind that is good because they are rich and have been taking piano lessons since the day after they popped out of their mom's uterus. Those are alright too. Idk, something about guys that can play music really gets me off. Don’t get me wrong, the sporty guys can be attractive too. But the fucked-up-childhood-musicians are at the top of my to do list. ;)
And I wonder why i have problems with guys. Here it is. I just can't keep my hands off the men. Ha. Aimee. Don't even say it.

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